1. tapdancers:

    Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

    (Source: basedpidgeot, via lemonsweetie)

     
  2. kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

    kingoftheniall:

    On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

    (via damnbigasstrees)

     
  3. 221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

    221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

    only-slightly-insane:

    yourfavoriteantihero:

    we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

    amosanguis:

    andrysb24:

    spooky-tomanii:

    I’M 600% DONE.

    OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

    Forever reblog.

    I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

    MY REAL OTP

    I nearly spit Coke on my students

    you are my hero, random fandom teacher

    RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

    (via a-damn-wizard)

     
  4. slanting:

Janelle Monáe

    slanting:

    Janelle Monáe

    (Source: yourhandslaidonmysoul, via thegestianpoet)

     
  5. captainmurrca:

    physics-and-fiction:

    The full list of upcoming marvel projects which can be found on IMDb. There is a distinct lack of hulk here. However there are lots that I’m really happy about.

    #25 COULD MEAN BUDAPEST

    (via a-damn-wizard)

     
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    1. child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
    2. me: You lose your baby teeth
    3. child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
    4. me: they fall out
    5. child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
    6. me:
    7. child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
    8. me:
    9. me:
    10. me: you keep the same eyes all your life
    11. child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
     
  8. virgofromjersey:

    Lion of Lannister shakes it for his favorite song.


    Source

    (via bastardamber)

     
  9. lectorel:

    nininghasfeelings:

    fursasaida:

    the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

    mochente:

    Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

    Fuck. Yes.

    So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.

    excuse me but

    this man has impaired my judgement

    Oooh, new comedian who doesn’t piss me off. Time to track down videos of him.

     
  10. (Source: heyfunniest, via nobodycars)

     
  11. Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen play the Newlywed Game!

    (Source: f-ili, via joanpholloway)

     
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  13. envycamacho:

    do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

    (via strictly-funny-shit)

     
  14. zealouscorgi:

    i forgot what i was doing

    saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!

    (via calysto1395)